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FML (fuck my life)
i’ve never heard any one actu ally say this in real life before i started read ing these…
+ now it’s this monster of a site.

there’s even an fml iphone app.
i read at least 4 very night before i sleep.

my dreams have never been bet ter +
i don’t wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss anymore.

My Top 4 FMLs:

Today, try ing to be sexy I was suck ing on my boyfriends fin gers. I was really start ing to turn him on, when I noticed some thing crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went dig ging for trea sure up his nose ear lier. I found the trea sure in my mouth. FML
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Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Look ing up at his nose, I saw runny snot drip ping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me “Stop!” The move ment of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
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Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my room mates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyja­mas down and let loose. To my sur prise it was a very wet one and I acci dently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleed ing. FML
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Today, I had my boss and his fam ily over for dinner. Our kids played while wait ing for din ner to be ready. Just as we were sit­ting to eat, our 8-​​year-​​olds ran out and my son says “Look at Bax ter! I found under wear with a tail hole!” They had found my crotch less panties and put them on the dog. FML
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